August 2012
uncommongracex:
Things that make a guy an asshole
cheating on you
using you
physically or mentally harming you on purpose
Things that don’t make a guy an asshole
breaking up with you
having friends who are girls
not being able to talk to you every second of the day
not answering your text in 5 seconds
not devoting every single part of himself to you and your teenage relationship
...
the perfect school
also known as: TUMBLR SCHOOL
headmaster: dumbledore
heads of houses: the avengers
dress code: pajamas or whatever the hell you want
maths: calculating so that you don't reach the post limit. ever.
sports (totally optional): quidditch or the total wipeout course
art: creating gifs, fanart and photosets
english: writing fanfiction or text based role playing
product design: creating the hunger games arenas
drama: roleplaying [LARPing]
IT: html coding
history: the dark ages before tumblr and discovering the origin of the flower behind anon's head
night-time: NIGHTBLOGGING
there will be places for worshippiing J K Rowling and Suzanne Collins
and everyone will talk to everyone and everyone will be happy and if anyone sends hate they will be sent to one of the hunger games arenas designed by students
[Had to make a few changes...but now it's even better!]
montypythonandtheholyblog:
today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket
❤
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